You would be surprised, no, instead you would be shocked to know how your kids are going to change your life. They will take your life by storm, will turn it upside down, and tell you the ways to survive, you never thought existed. If you are a parent already, I am sure you know what I am talking about. If you are about to be a parent, beware because these shocking facts are going to haunt you for your life! If you are planning to stop using birth control, you need to read this first.
1.You will be thousands of dollars poorer after having kids
On an average, the money spent on kids school and education and their health care till they are 18 years of age is in thousands of dollars so its better to start a plan b for your income before you are not able to buy stuff that you want to buy. So expect to be a lot more poorer than you are right now after you have kids.
2.You will change thousands of dirty diapers
Before having kids, poop and pee words were like a turn off for me but now when I have two toddlers, I am happy when they utter this word , mama I have to poo or pee because why not! They are in mid of their potty training because I want to get rid of those damn dirty diapers by God!
3.Less Intimacy with your spouse
Yes ,just imagine getting quality time once in a month! Oh that’s just an example because in reality, you will be getting even less time than that. So beware as according to studies, couples spend 80% less time together when they have kids.
4.Did anybody say laundry?
- HOW TO SURVIVE BEING A BOY’S MOM
- ENJOY YOUR KIDS BECAUSE ONE DAY, THEY WILL NOT BE SO LITTLE ANYMORE!
- DEAR MOMMY! HOLD YOUR BABY A LITTLE MORE.
- MY KID IS JOINING SCHOOL TOMORROW AND I MISS HIM ALREADY!
- WE HAD LAZY SUMMER VACATIONS AND I DON’T REGRET IT!
5.Ready to lose 44 days of sleep in first year?
If you are a sleepy person, imagine losing your sleep over a glass of
6.Welcome to a different body!
No, I am not a Hollywood actress so I don’t expect my body to be like them but still, jumping to 4 sizes up after kids isn’t fair at all? Right girls!
7.You cannot watch TV like before!
This is completely fine
8.Get ready to answer around 200 questions a day
Aghhhh this one is too unfair because I am not a talkative person guys, but
9.More happines More love
But in the end, it’s all worth it 🙂 all the sleepless nights. All the dirty diapers. All the questions and all the pain… your kids are
Lots of love,
A very very Super tired Mom 🙂